- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A child walks into a classroom.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

"...."-Hellen Keller

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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