- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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