Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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A fish swims up your penis...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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