- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Antijokes...

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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