- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

your no better than a cockroach

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

hi dave

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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