Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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