- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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