- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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