Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Im gay What about you

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Penis chickens

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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