Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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My dad

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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