- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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