A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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