Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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think twice or at least think

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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