- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Your mam is so fat.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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