- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Haha, I get it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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