What's red, blue & green all over?

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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