How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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one of the idiot

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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so...um, yeah

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