Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

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