- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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