- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

haha black people :D

A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Black people are the scum of the earth

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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