- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

like this if you think what ever you want to..

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

epic win?

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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