Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

this is stupid .... yep

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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