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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Yanter, Look it up

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

penis haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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