what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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