Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

The WNBA.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

guest what i love pancakes

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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