What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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