- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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