- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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