- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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