- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Bitch

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Mitt Romney

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

long in the tooth!

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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