- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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