- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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