- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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