- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

we all know sammi has a penis

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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