What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What you reading? reading?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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