i have a christmas tree.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Justin's humor

kieran scott has a huge back

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

womens rights

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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