- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Adele walks into the stables

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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