How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Jeff

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Anti Joke

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