Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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so how about that irline food

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like if your cool

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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