- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

Fat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

Whats two plus two? Miles

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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