A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What do you call a black man? Black

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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