Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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A mans opinion.

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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