What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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