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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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