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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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