- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

womens rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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