Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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you lose.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Anti Joke

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