- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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