- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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