once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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snooki

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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boobs.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Anti Joke

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